I've had worse. 
moron: hey, someone called to look for you when you were not
around
me: who?
moron: I can't remember
me: did the person leave a number or say what its
about?
moron: err....I forgot
me : then you tell me for fuck!
but tis is file related!!!!!! *pull hair*
how can ppl be so stupid?!! we actually nicknamed her "beng
beng" (aka stupid stupid)...
another occasion whr her stupidity amazed my entire dept. they
went for dept lunch (i was on mc, colleague told me abt tis)...
they took a lift to the restuarant. reach the flr, everyone went
out... except her... seeing the door gog to close, my boss stand
thr and physically hold the door and ask her to come out! she stand
thr and giggles... my boss fed up, let go of door, door close, lift
went other flr... mins later, she called one of them saying she's
lost... >.<
when asked why she nvr come out of the lift, she said she dunnoe
wat my boss is doing... harlo??!!! everyone LEFT the lift? ppl hold
the door, asking her to COME out?! and she doesn't know wat was gog
on???!!!